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Uncle Tree’s House
Posted in humor, Philosophy, poetry with tags Aaron Pocock, fairy tale illustrations, fairy tale trees, fairy tale woods, fairy tales, fairy tree house, freedom, god images, god's hands, Keith Alan Watson, tree poetry, Uncle Tree on July 6, 2011 by Uncle TreeUncle Tree’s Temptress
Posted in poetry with tags dryads, illustrations, intercourse, nymphs, sex, sexual innuendos, tree art, tree poetry, trees, warm-ups on March 20, 2010 by Uncle Tree
Illustrated by Aaron Pocock
http://aaronpocock.wordpress.com/
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She came to me one morning
without a leaf to bear.
I needed no fair warning
from the lass with twiggy hair.
She tickled my fancy twice,
and then brushed against me thrice.
The warm-up was very nice, but
her next move came with a price.
I paid for it dearly, and tipped her properly.
Then I asked,
“See you again next Friday?”
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Medicated Lady Drills Uncle Tree
Posted in Entertainment, poetry with tags bark, comments, drills, Homer, interview, leaves, manifesto, Medicated Lady, paybacks, questions, success, tree poetry, trees, Uncle Tree, wood carving on July 21, 2009 by Uncle Tree.
http://medicatedlady.wordpress.com/2009/07/20/beneath-the-bark-the-rooting-of-uncle-tree/
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Please come and give the dear lady a piece of your mind.
Watch out for splinters.
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