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Uncle Tree’s House

Posted in humor, Philosophy, poetry with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on July 6, 2011 by Uncle Tree

 ~ Putting music to words, and words to pictures ~

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Free Uncle Tree

Posted in humor, poetry with tags , , on September 17, 2010 by Uncle Tree

FREE! FREE! FREE!

Uncle Tree is not For Sale!

~ He already owns himself ~

twice over

That’s what makes him

FREE!

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Uncle Tree’s 50th Beer

Posted in humor with tags , , , , , , , , on October 11, 2009 by Uncle Tree

Dare to go beyond common sense!

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From Dictation To Climax

Posted in humor, poetry with tags , , , , , , on September 17, 2009 by Uncle Tree

..

The scene was set, the curtains closed,

the action – long and drawn out.

Midnight was approaching, and my joy lay open and empty,

right in front of my anticipatory face.

With slow hand I lightly pinched the pen

between two warm fingers and one clumsy thumb.

Mindlessly, I felt my way around the wet ink’s slippery slopes,

making sexy doodles with the target close at hand.

Whispering sweet nothings into the fold between the lines,

I cautiously bit the end of the pen,

and waited for the word…any word at all.

Eventually, after what seemed to be

an excruciatingly lengthy period,

I got the word, and carefully did I jot it down.

Then oh, so smoothly, I brought the topic up

again…and again…and again.

Something told me not to stop, not to move from that very spot.

I obediently listened to that voice from up above,

as it got louder with each and every stroke I made amply enough.

After a few easy to come by words, more and more came as if in haste.

The scribbling picked up its pace,

as did the breathing, which was only natural.

True, my handwriting got a little messy,

but I did manage to get most of it down, word after feverish word.

It does so happen sometimes -

situations can and do get turned around for the better.

Well, the climax to the story finally nailed me,

and the only thing left to do was to polish it up a bit.

Shortly thereafter,

having spent every last drop of my reserved psychic energy,

I hit the hay, and into the dreams of Slumberland I fell,

resting my case.

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Wherewithal Withdrawals

Posted in humor, poetry with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 11, 2009 by Uncle Tree

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Outgrowing The Tots

Posted in Entertainment, humor with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 5, 2009 by Uncle Tree

For the supreme enjoyment of fun and adult recreation, we have transformed, merged and infused the neighborhood’s playground with a unit from Intensive Care. Play at your own risk. Insurance is not necessary. It’s not even possible. What were you thinking?

Who says we don’t play games anymore?

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We peek behind closed doors, and boo the referees.

We hide from ourselves, and seek our true identity.

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